The joy of portable computing.
You haven’t lived until you have done some cordless computing away from home. “Ah, but doesn’t a laptop computer have less power than a desktop computer?” “Pshaw”, I say! Any fool can type at a desk. It takes a special kind of fool to type on an expensive piece of technological wonder balanced on one knee. And let’s not forget the cool factor of opening up your computer, wherever you are, and saying to the world, “look at me, I’m important, I’m doing computer work while you’re just sitting there wasting your time”. You thought cell phones were the billboard of choice for self importance? Nay, I say! Look at me, I’m really working cord free!
Oh shit, my battery is dying. Where’s that power cable?