It’s been a productive day thus far, and it’s time for a little ‘thank me very much.’ There is a red metallic cylinder sitting on my desk that is looking awfully good right now. It’s really not appropriate for the office, but it’s just too tempting to ignore. It’s not really good for me, but when did that ever stop me? The door to my office is closed, to hide from my coworkers. The top popped open and a little bit of air escaped. Oh, it smells so good.
Hold on for just a second. I’m going to toss a few swallows back, Oh yeah, that really hits the spot. I’m going to bring one of those foil packages of Teddy Grahams more often.
What? Were you expecting something else?