I’ve read recently that tea is good stuff. Yes, I’ve been reading that book on nutrition again. No, I’m not going to try and explain what the value of tea is, you’re just going to have to take it on faith. So anyway, I tried mixing up a batch for work today, but I noticed something a mite disturbing. If you shake up a batch of tea in a bottle of water, it looks suspiciously like you took a bathroom break under your desk (using said bottle). I’d like to see you explain that one to your boss.

I also learned that you shouldn’t screw around with the directions. There are any number of things that taste worse than an overly strong batch of tea, I just can’t think of them right now. Kinda makes me yearn for a nice glass of premium unleaded.