There comes a time in everyone’s life when the bedroom becomes the most precious of sanctuaries. The sweet quiet of night, the warm embrace of sheets, the loving cradle of a mattress, the familiar surroundings, the womb like protection from the outside world, but it all must come to and end sometime. Eventually the bedroom delivers you unto the waking world. Ready or not, here you come.

Damn I’m freaking tired. It seemed like I was just falling asleep an hour ago. If only it weren’t so close to the truth.