I’ve used this space to cover all sorts of behaviors I deem inappropriate for the throne room. Most recently I’ve voiced my disappointment with my lavatory cohorts over their cell phone use in the adjacent stall.

Today the phone rang next door… then stopped. There was a 30 second pause, followed by a strange sound. If a mouse could play the drums, and that drum playing mouse was playing on a mouse pad… what would it sound like? Answer- a man in a public restroom typing out a text message on his cell phone.

I guess thats progress… sort of.