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I offer this information freely, as a public service to all of you Starbucks patrons out there. You know those dark chocolate covered espresso beans they sell? Well, them beans ain’t decaffeinated my friend. Picture my surprise when I find myself, post Pringles moment (or is that Ruffles that you can’t eat just one?), and half a box later, flying like a strung out kite. That’ll teach me to eat sweets right before bedtime.

Cheryl made me get better aquainted with the couch that night, of that you can be sure. You try sucking on two cups of espresso beans and lying still.