I know staples are a staple of office life (I’ve been waiting all my life to write that phrase), but I’m a firm believer in the “one stack, one staple” concept. It’s an obsession. It raises my sense of self-righteousness to supreme being levels.
Then there’s the lazy stapler. Every office has one.
How many times has this happened to you? You’re removing a staple to make a copy, only to find an embeded staple waiting in ambush. I’ve run into stacks with as many as ten embeds. It’s maddening.
So please, for the sake of the little fishies down stream – don’t add another staple if you’re adding to the stack. Pull the first one out before you reach for your trusty Swingline.
If you can’t see the symmetry or beauty of a lovingly aligned stack of paper with a single, elegant fastener… think of me. Think of all the other obsessive people out there. We may be a little weird, but we have feelings too.
Great movie.
Your post makes me think of the military nickname for paper clips. If I recall correctly, they are referred to as nooses because that’s what your neck is going to be in if pages are lost.
…I believe you have my stapler….
Hah! Your movie reference is spot on – my inspiration. I love that actor – I don’t think he gets enough work.