• Here’s to good mental health

    As much as I hate to say it, Auburn made a heck of an adjustment in the second half against Florida last night. The Gators ran pretty much at will in the first half, but the Auburn defensive line ate the Gators for a late evening snack in the second. There were few holes for the running game and Leak was under constant pressure. Even the wunderkind Tim Tebow couldn’t find room to run in the second half.

    The worst of it is I’m now relying on the retro-Bucs for good mental health going into this workweek. May the football gods help me!

  • Tip of the day to ya!

    I’ve found that the best way to make those low-sodium products at the grocery store edible is to add salt.

  • Little boy blue, come blow your horn

    Last I spoke of work I made reference to being a little bored. Well I feel inclined now… in fact I’m sitting up straight… good posture and all. In the interest of propping up my image at large, I feel I must share a comment I received yesterday after my week in court concluded. A person who makes more money than me (but really, how many people does that exclude?), and who has no reason to gain my good graces (based on their professional position, in relation to mine), said that it had been a pleasure to work with me. Take that! I’m speaking to all of you who read this site and conclude I must be an ass of Equus asinus proportions.

    Speaking of donkeys, did you know that “jack and jenny” are references to a donkey’s gender? Remember that the next time you want to curse a female driver in traffic. The appropriate methodology is: “YOU JENNY ASS!” I suppose the same would work if you were really pissed at a male driver and you wanted to double the insult with a little emasculation… just make sure you’re not in the car with your spouse. You don’t want to have to explain that you didn’t MEAN to imply women make worse drivers… regardless of their species.

    Back to my sorry ass, the reason for this discussion. I just wanted to assure you that I didn’t sleep through the whole work week. I can kick ass when the need arises. Sometimes I even enjoy doing it – as was the case the second half of the week.

    I am quite the comeback kid, if I do say so myself.