• Ask Dr. Walter.

    “I’ve heard that women with twins go on bed rest. Is this true? Will I have to take it easy at the end of this pregnancy?”

    “Well, let me put it this way. Take a car made for five and squeeze ten people in there. Let me tell you, your wagon will be draggin’.”


  • The accidental pun?

    “That ice cream truck is driving me insane.”

    “Where is sane daddy?”


  • Status check.

    Ground, this is flight. We need the go / no go on delivery in October.

    Roger flight. Go / no go on delivery in October. Standing by.

    Sack size?
    GO.

    Development?
    GO.

    Crown to rump?
    GO.

    Position?
    GO.

    Heart beat?
    GO.

    Heart rate?
    GO FLIGHT.

    Roger that ground, we are a go for delivery for October. Over.
    Roger that flight, we are a go for twins in October.