On occasion I make calls as a part of my job. I call businesses for information about their employees. I introduce myself as a representative of the state’s tax agency, which administers the child support enforcement program – which is where I work. There is always a pregnant pause between my introduction, and the realization on the other end that I am not calling about their taxes. They are always really happy to talk to me after that.

First attempt to make limeade. Three parts water. One part lime juice (freshly squeezed). 3/4 part sugar.

A drink that will strip the hair off your chest.

Gentlemen, bring in the water!

No reason, just desire. No purpose, just compulsion. No sense, just words.

No idea? Just wait.