• More fun than a functioning workstation.

    When the computer stops, so does everything else around my office. As I type these lines, I am looking at a screen full of error codes and messages concerning operations that could not be completed. “The following drive mapping operation could not be completed: [ROOT T:=SDRP201/MAIL:WPPOST1] The error code was 8804.”

    I am here, but I am not working. Others are wandering around aimlessly, like bloodhounds that have lost the scent. Then, out of the darkness comes a call from our savior, “The system is back up! Go forth and produce!” It is finally time to work.

  • We sell for less!

    How many of you knew they meant less for their employees? “We sell for less fringe benefits!”, or “We sell for less fair working conditions!” Doesn’t have quite the same ring to it does it?

  • Are you still working on the Pergo?

    It depends on what you would characterize as “working”. If by working you mean putting an hours worth of work every six months, then yes – I am still working on the Pergo. Hey, all of our floors are covered. We just need a little touch up. Cheryl got excited when I told her I had done some work on the floor on Saturday while she was at work. She was a little less excited when she saw how much I got done.