• Why do I do this to myself?

    I spent 15 minutes this evening reading Ted Nugent quotes. You know, to see if it was fair to call Kathy Griffin the Ted Nugent of the Left.

    But I had an epiphany and stopped. It occurred to me that I don’t care if what he said is equivalent to what she did.

    Neither are worth that much of my time – especially not when I’m already depressed.

    I could be doing something more productive like counting the threads in my sheets, to make sure I wasn’t overcharged.

  • Bending to my will

    Listen up tubes! This tooth brusha ain’t playing!

    That’s all I’m saying.

  • Keeping your yard work

    Hi all! Your favorite Floridian here! Well, at least top 50, right? Maybe/definitely inside your good fortune 500 at least… right?

    RIGHT?!?

    It's hot here in sunny (-er than it has any right to be) Florida, and I've come across a bright side to selling our house.

    OK, it’s been three years. No one said I was perfect.

    Yesterday and today (Saturday and Sunday) I was riding through the neighborhood, past single family homes that surround our block of townhouses. I noticed a number of folks doing yard work. I know there are people who enjoy yard work. There’s decent chance you’re one of those (uh-hum… incomprehensible) people. But if you were one of the folks I rode past this weekend, you’d have a hard time convincing me. In the blurred moments that passed riding by, I saw a lot of sweat-soaked brow mopping, grimacing, and I’ll say it: despair.

    One thing you’ll never read on my lips (unless I’m joking): “Man, do I miss mowing the yard.”