“whaa whaa whawhaa?”
“ugh.”
“JOHN!”
“Huh?”
“Do you want to go to Adventure Island today?”
“Let me sleep. Just one more hour? Please?”

“John, it’s been an hour. Get up and get dressed. You can eat your breakfast in the car.”
“uuhh… ”

Later that day at lunch in the park, a father and his child are playing a spelling game. One person spells the word and the other says it…

“How about B-O-A-T Beth?”
“Boat!”
“That’s right”

“How about O-N-T-A-P daddy?”
The daddy spins around and sees a Budweiser sign behind him on the wall and chuckles.