But seriously.

Here’s another great question facing humanity in the 21st century… how often should we eat? Is it better to pig out at breakfast and lunch, then moderate you dinner; or, is it better to eat a whole bunch of little meals – aka: nibbling. Does it make any difference? What if you can’t stand going that long between meals? If I eat breakfast before I leave for work, I’m starving at 9 a.m. I can’t even get a Big Mac a 9 a.m. What is that you’re saying, my problem isn’t how often I eat, so much as how often I eat Big Macs? Point well taken.

There’s a little baggy of colored gold fish with my name on it. Excuse me.