How much would you expect to pay for the “Orange Rubber Watch, Large”? If you are interested in large, orange, rubber watches, you may be interested to know that you can get one for $595 (not including the appropriate taxes and shipping fees) from NeimanMarcus.com.

If only I had known large, orange, rubber watches were going to be such a big thing! Damn! Another opportunity for the big time passes me by.