Beth is a tough nut to crack, but she’s even harder to read. The lead into the new school year had all the emotion of a new pair of socks. (What do I have against socks? Why am I picking on socks in general? As a child, I was permanently scarred by the cruel and unusual gift of socks on Christmas morning.) It was so unlike my experience. I remember the first day of elementary school with all the fondness of replacing a Mac with a Dell. Yet, I remember the first days of a new term at UF with eager anticipation. These were two very different experiences, but they had one thing in common: emotion, a commitment to one side of the wellbeing spectrum or the other. Surely Beth feels something about the big first day?
“So Beth, how do you feel about the first day of second grade?”
“I dunno.”
“Are you nervous?”
“I guess so.”
“Are you excited about meeting your new teacher?”
“Not really.”
“Have you now, or have you ever, committed to one emotion in particular concerning your scholastic career?”
“Huh?”
I haven’t decided if that last question was too sugar coated with sarcasm for my own good.