And she doesn’t take American Express
I can’t get credit for nothing man! I went in for a blood test, came home, played chauffer for two hours (making lengthy stops at two different retail “super centers”), took my wife out to lunch, came home, carried in two hundred and fifty dollars worth of miscellaneous do-dads from Target, assembled two floor lamps (twenty minutes each), cleaned up the mess from each box, emptied the drier, put away the clothes – and still my wife wanted to know what I had been doing all morning.
AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!