Have I written about our Diaper Genie before? It’s too late and I’m too tired to care. It’s writin’ time. Don’t make me go Old Testament on yo’ ass!

I’m happy to announce that we’ve graduated to the stage 2 Diaper Genie liners. We’re so proud. To recap, the Diaper Genie is a sophisticated device for making diaper sausage links. They sell different thicknesses of liners for the sausages, depending on the load they must carry. Having just experienced the stage two liner, I’m more than a little worried about what this says I have to expect from my son’s diapers in the coming months. It seems that the stage two liners are the steel belted variety, specifically designed for solid food waste. And I thought diaper changes were bad now.

Seven months isn’t too early for potty training, is it?