Cats and dogs living together

One of Cheryl’s devout Jewish friends got us pork sausage for Christmas. I love sausage, I think food makes a great gift, I’ve never been one to turn down pork, and I’m not going to start now.

I don’t want to seem ungratefull, because I’m not; however, there was no way this was going to get past my overdeveloped sense of irony.

Give the gift of words.