I had big plans for this week. I think I may have shared my plans with all of you. Come on, you remember… I had planned to do nothing this week.

“So John, is there any thing you need at Home Depot?” Cheryl asks me last Friday night.

“Ah, no. Should I need something at Home Depot?” I reply.

“Silly, silly boy; weren’t you going to do Beth’s floor this week?”

Curses! Foiled again.