Returning to Earth with a thud

At 8:30pm or so I went through my progression of local sports channels… 31, 69, 17…

First I caught the Lightning game… 3 – 1… the other guys… no wait, make that 4 – 1.

Crap.

Flipping the channel I caught the Rays game… 7 – 1… the other guys on top.

I didn’t really feel like watching TV anyway.

Give the gift of words.