It’s all about me

Some might say I’m lazy. Some might have the occasion to look at the state of affairs in my yard and agree. I can’t immediately disagree (although we do have the most evenly mowed weeds on the block), but I’d prefer to re-characterize this trait – in the great tradition of the Grand Old Party. Accordingly, I prefer to think of myself as an “economist of effort.”

Give the gift of words.