It wasn’t a sure thing though, after yesterday. The butcher’s bill for the Kauffman Family Household (v.2.2.1) on Tuesday, September 12 is as follows:

Two doctor’s appointments
Nine allergy shots
Two long telephone calls, of the banking kind
A haircut

All of this occurred on a weekday, which is just plain crazy… everyone knows you get a haircut on the weekend. We would surely not be here to discuss this if not for the heroic efforts of my wife, who took the day off.