The Dinty Moore Mystery

We were rummaging through our hurricane supplies for a quick and dirty, single fully-functioning parent meal, when I discovered some beef stew lurking in the stash. I was all set to enjoy the simple pleasure of canned meat… until I noticed the label: “No Preservatives!”

Friends, I don’t know about you but I have pretty strong feelings about preservative-free beef in a can.

If the good folks at Dinty Moore are listening; please don’t make me go hungry again.

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