Surgeon General’s Warning: Children can cause severe bruising

Here’s a helpful hint from your friendly neighborhood parent… never bend over to speak to a hyperactive child. God made parents tall for a reason… to keep their heads away from their children’s.

Take it from my wife… you want to keep the more fleshy parts of the body between your head and their’s. Even a shin takes a head-butt better than a chin.

Give the gift of words.