“Yo, body! What do you make of this time change?”

“Not much; and that’s ‘Mr. Body’ to you.”

“That’s awfully formal for someone you can’t live without. What’s wrong, you can’t handle the time difference? It’s not like you didn’t know it was coming. I’ve been telling you for months it was coming.”

“Yeah, yeah. You keep talking, pretending someone is listening. I’m going to take a nap.”

“NO! We’re at work. You can’t just take a nap whenever you feel like it. We’ve got responsibilities….”