Did I just say that?

Beth: “DAD! DAD! Adam just hit me!”
Adam: “DAD! DAD! Beth just hit me!”
Dad: “Guys, do you both want time out, or do you want to get along?”

Adam/Beth (after a deep sigh): “Ummm… get along.”
Adam (to a departing Beth): “Beth, can we just get along?”

Give the gift of words.