Bush Acknowledges Existence Of Carbon Dioxide
WASHINGTON—In an unexpected reversal that environmentalists and scientists worldwide are calling groundbreaking, President George W. Bush, for the first time in his political career, openly admitted to the existence of carbon dioxide…
Many of those whom Bush has long considered to be his most loyal followers, however, have expressed disappointment with the development.
“There is nothing about any ‘carbon dioxide’ in the Bible,” said Rev. Luke Hatfield of Christchurch Ministries in Topeka, KS. “What’s next? Claims that so-called ‘fossil’ fuels come from mythical creatures like dinosaurs? This has been a sad step backward for our nation.”
Next thing you know, he’ll be claiming the world is round or something silly like that