My loath-hate relationship with laundry

The only appliance I have a worse relationship with than the clothes washer is the clothes dryer. Boy I wish I’d paid closer attention when my daughter told me, “Adam has a pocket full of marbles.”

Finding a dozen marbles in a load of laundry can be surprisingly time consuming. It’s almost as surprising as the noise generated by a dozen marbles in a loaded dryer.

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