Kitchen Sink

Large

Did you notice the seas retreat from the coastline this evening? I think I may be partly to blame. I didn’t realize McDonalds put quite so much iced coffee in the “large.” How could I possibly not know? Didn’t they invent the “super-size?”

The tides will return to their normal schedule as soon as my kidneys catch up.

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