She had no idea she was making a mistake. I’m unpredictable that way. You never know what will set me off.

We were watching something on the TV and Cheryl asked, “where have I seen her before?” Not missing a beat, I whipped up a brilliant song about IMDB… set to the music of YMCA. I even threw in the arm spasms… I mean letters. It’s my one true gift, the thing that sets me apart, makes me special.

“Yeah, you’re ‘special’ alright.” she says.

I doesn’t sound sincere though.