• When all else fails, start over

    I’m in the midst of an incredibly painfull software upgrade. A month’s worth of contemplation has not eased the process one bit.

    We’ll be back as soon as I can fetch approximately 1000 entries (by the grace of my callused finger tips) from my backups.

    (I didn’t have the patience to run this through a spell checker… so you’ll just have to live with 5th grade level spelling.)

  • The single biggest difference between me and my wife

    Cheryl is thinking about how much work we can get done on our three-day, holiday weekend.

    I’m worrying about how much work she thinks we can get done on our three-day, holiday weekend.

  • Johnny Cash in a Red Sox Tee

    For all you kids out there who think smoking is cool, let me tell you something. You can mimick a lifetime’s worth of smokin’ em down to the nubs with a nice little head cold. Hell man, my wife just said I sound just like Johnny Cash; and let me tell you, I feel like him too. Now if I could just mike up my inner ear I could make some nice coin selling The Man’s demo tapes on Ebay, post-mortem. Ah, but before I start polishing my Pay-Pal debit card, I’d better take that nap I’ve been putting off.