• Moving at the speed of Sudafed.

    I’ve said this before, but that hasn’t stopped me before. Sudafed is better than coffee. This morning I was in pain and dragging as I came into work. Around 11 a.m. I took a hit of Sudafed and I’ve been flying ever since. Yee haw.


  • Scare.

    “John, I’m bleeding.” When you’re pregnant wife has had a miscarriage once before, those words only have one meaning. You don’t think lacerations. You don’t think of blisters that have burst. No, there is only one thing that comes to mind: reliving a past and unpleasant experience. Such was my experience this weekend. Cheryl uttered those words, and my interpretation was not a mistake – perhaps an exaggeration. Since then Cheryl has spent more time off of her feet and I’ve been doing more at home, but thankfully nothing else has happened. So far, so good.


  • Anyone know a good home remedy for bad luck?

    The only reason I know what time everything happened today was because I had to expend so much effort finding out. If I had counted on my trusty watch, everything would have happened at one o’clock. I felt like a mental ward patient; continuously looking at something that wasn’t there.