I knew there was something I didn’t like about this time of year.

Something made me come in the house through the side door. I have no idea what it was, but that’s not really important. As I glanced toward the back yard I noticed something disturbing. There was a green life form starting to take root in my yard! Alas, it appears it’s that time of year again… that 6 – 9 month window when things grow, seemingly all by themselves, in my yard. Do you think the neighbors would mind if we fenced in the whole yard, bought some sheep, and let the yard go to pasture? Come to think of it, I wonder if there’s a tax advantage to be had by raising livestock on your land?

This idea could be getting better and better!