Is there an expiration date on finger nails? Should they be refrigerated after opening? Do they taste better fresh or reheated? Do you take yours with meals or are they strictly a nervous habit? Do you ever wonder afterwards where your fingers have been? Have you ever seen one under a microscope? Have you ever tried to culture one? Is there such thing as a finger nail that is too short? Have you ever tried to trim yours with a paper cutter? Do you find any of this amusing at all?