Second thoughts about a particular nervous habit.

Is there an expiration date on finger nails? Should they be refrigerated after opening? Do they taste better fresh or reheated? Do you take yours with meals or are they strictly a nervous habit? Do you ever wonder afterwards where your fingers have been? Have you ever seen one under a microscope? Have you ever tried to culture one? Is there such thing as a finger nail that is too short? Have you ever tried to trim yours with a paper cutter? Do you find any of this amusing at all?