Picture a large room with a heavy duty anchor in middle of the ceiling, a five foot long net hanging from this single anchor, and a new piece of furniture off to one side. How long do you suppose it would take a seven year old child to figure out this new piece of furniture would make a good launching point for a wicked cool Tarzan swing?

If you were the mother of this child, would you be angry if the child learned this trick from her father?

It’s a damn shame Cheryl didn’t grow up with a brother. She obviously never knew the thrills that could be had with a jogging trampoline, a long rope, a cathedral ceiling, and a napping parent. Picture the bastard child of a circus act and an olympic event… ah, those were the days. It kind of puts the Tarzan swing in perspective.