It has come to my attention that someone has purchased a computer. What is odd about this otherwise mundane purchase? Apparently the computer was purchased for the sole purpose of playing online poker. In my humble opinion “online poker” has no business being in a completely serious statement. Florida Statutes should require that the words “online poker” only appear in a punch line or witty comeback… such as, “It’s not like I bought the thing just to play online poker.”

Isn’t there some other use for a computer? If nothing else, aren’t there other online gambling opportunities; like maybe: craps, blackjack, slots, or virtual cockfighting?