I’ve got a New Year’s Resolution that can’t wait for the New Year. I’m positively giddy with anticipation. I resolve to make the word “rhinorrhea” part of my regular vocabulary. I’m not convinced it’s a real word (it’s just too good to be true), but that hasn’t stopped me before and it isn’t going to stop me now.
I can’t wait until that first time, when I unleash my secret weapon. Picture my co-workers’ reactions that first time I say, “Man! I’ve got a BAD case of rhinorrhea.”
I’ll bet I could charge admission.