Is it any wonder?

I don’t much feel like writing, but I’m going to anyway… idle fingers and all that…

Let’s run down the list:
1. Skipped shaving… check!
2. Skipped church… check!
3. Skipped brushing teeth… (tentative) check (yuck)
4. Fever… negative (for now)
5. Sense of malaise… check!
6. Official flu diagnosis… negative (for now)
7. Leave the grumpy, sick dad alone advisory posted… check!

My boss is going to jump through the phone and kill me tomorrow morning, because I’m probably going to call in sick again. Forget about the cold, I’m more worried about calling in.

Give the gift of words.