image1169003281.jpgThe last thing she said was “I never liked beards.”

The last thing she (the other she) said was “when are you going to shave?”

The last thing he said was, “daddy, you’re prickly.”

One person asked me why and I said the first thing that popped in my head (I really should know better by now). “You know how they say you should dress for your next job? Well I thought I’d be an old-school hobo, and try my hand at riding the rails.”

Ok, that really wasn’t funny, but it got quite a reaction.

Give the gift of words.