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Political silver spoons
Someone said something to me that I could not let go. I was making my way through an otherwise ordinary Monday when someone I know approached me and broached the topic of politics. Not knowing my political persuasion, this person launched into a rant, complaining that the presumptive Democratic nominee for president was not a “man of the people.” My interests piqued, I asked this person why he thought this way. This person replied that the presumptive Democratic nominee was “an out of touch, rich yankee who benefited from all the perks associated with growing up with wealth and influence.”
Holy glass houses Batman! Did he just throw a rock?
I was dumbfounded. Through the mid-90’s the current Republican president was the poster-child for underachievers anonymous, floated through life on his father’s name, found mediocre success (at best) in his private business ventures, was elected to two political offices having done nothing to distinguish himself in life (other than purchase a baseball team with the proceeds of a stock sale under questionable circumstances) – with the help of his father’s political contacts and with a platform which (in part) essentially stated “you can trust me because I’m not any smarter than you are.” Now let me get this straight, the Democratic nominee is a creature of influence? Which one is the pot and which one is the kettle in this story?
What was this person’s reaction to my rebuttal? “I’m not impressed by three purple hearts. They were giving those things away like sunscreen at the George Hamilton fan club.”
Actually, it was a Silver Star, a Bronze Star, and three Purple Hearts. Texas National Guard? Ring any bells? Personally, I wouldn’t vote for a guy for any of these reasons. I was just having too much fun deflating this person’s rant.
I hear glass breaking.
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Mystery spit
Have you ever opened your mouth, only to be surprised by the amount of fluid your mouth is expelling? The circumstances don’t seem to matter, you can be opening your mouth to eat or speak, and suddenly (and without voluntary control), you’re spitting a narrow stream of saliva across the room like one of those shower heads they install in low rent apartments to conserve water. I couldn’t spit like that if I tried; and believe me, as a male child of the species I did try.
If I were a fundamentalist prone to hysteria, I’d find myself jumping into a pool of holy water, screaming “cast ye out SATAN!!!” There are two reasons to be thankful right there: I’m not a fundamentalist prone to hysteria, and there are no pools of holy water handy. Whew!
Anyone familiar with the mechanics of accidental spit is welcome to reply.
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A low carb conspiracy
I’ll bet that one day ‘low-carb’ will be classified as an eating disorder. Anyone want to take that bet?
Can it cause in insufficient food intake?
Check.Can it cause long term health problems?
Tentative check.Will people ignore these factors in favor of being thin?
Are you kidding me?Anyone willing to partake in the ‘new bike for John’ initiative is welcome to reply.