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Keeping your yard work

Hi all! Your favorite Floridian here! Well, at least top 50, right? Maybe/definitely inside your good fortune 500 at least… right? RIGHT?!? It's hot here in sunny (-er than it has any right to be) Florida, and I've come across a bright side to selling our house. OK, it’s been three years. No one said I was perfect. Yesterday and today (Saturday and Sunday) I was riding through the…
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Our twentieth year online!

Alright. Okay. Alright. Let’s try this again. I hope this will be everything it would have been yesterday. I’ve got some big, site related news! As of December 1st, 2016, our site has been in it’s twentieth year of operation! No, we’re not twenty yet. That doesn’t happen until December of this year, but by then I’d only get one magical month were the copyright notice said: 1997 &#8211…
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Thinking thoughts while tired

Where do I begin? Life is a kick in the ass. Sometimes it’s a kick you need or in hindsight, maybe even wanted. Other times it’s just a fucking kick. Above all, life is exactly what your parents tell you it is: not fair. Some of us are kicked down, hard and often. Some of us get the kick we need, over and over, and never get the message. Some are fortunate not to need a kick of any…
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Notes from the surgi-center

Methinks the invention of the outpatient surgery center is the best thing to happen to Western Civ since artificial flavoring. I can’t substantiate this claim. I can’t explain myself. I didn’t give it any more thought than it took to move my fingers across the keyboard. That’s right. I’m in random thoughts mode. How is this any different than the other 23 hours of the…
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You don't want to read this

I don’t want to write this post. I don’t feel like doing much of anything these days. Some of the time I try to put on a mask of good humor but it’s hard. Some folks are better at masking their depression. Some can keep it up longer or be more convincing. I’m neither. Depression has been with me almost as long as I can remember. It’s not always active, like a cancer…
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The case against math

It’s a great day for a blog post! I’m not particularly depressed at the moment and I’m in the mood for a little nonsense – which as we all know are the perfect ingredients for a little writing. I was looking at someone’s date of birth (something that comes up often in my line of work) and noted the year: 1994. My imagination stepped back in time. I lived in Orlando…
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Exit

I looked up on my way out the door this afternoon. There’s an exit sign pointing to the parking lot as you leave my office. “Tomorrow will be the last time I look up at that sign.” I thought to myself. Tomorrow will be my last day at work in Clearwater. I’ve worked there since the fall of 1996. Seventeen years wouldn’t give a lot of folks pause, but if you were to…
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Choices

It’s raining today. I’m not running, popping an umbrella, or shielding my head to protect The Do. Sometimes I’m not just capable of adjusting to the rain, I enjoy it. Sometimes I walk a little slower. I figure I’m going to get wet either way, it’s only a question of degrees. So why trouble myself over water? Why let it ruin my day? Rain is rare enough here that walking through it can be…
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Falling down

I learned a hard lesson on the asphalt streets of Florida when I was young. It involved a skateboard and a steep hill for Florida anyway. Come to think of it, there might have been a bike and a hill at some point. Damn! There was that time with a sled, a hill, and an icy road too. Put it this way: I know road rash when I see it. Memo to self: you are not a quick learner. Keep that in mind the next…
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