So the wife called me from the gym, asking if I’d taken the whites out of the dryer and put them away.

You know what? I was pretty ticked off. Who is she to call me, checking up as if I was some kind of delinquent child.

I hadn’t, but that’s beside the point. There’s a principle that’s been violated and I have every right to be upset about it.

I’m going to let you know as soon as I figure out what it is.