Do want to hear something funny?
Who doesn’t, that’s what I wanna know?
It’s not human.
It’s un-frigging-American!
But enough already. It seems I may have heart disease.
Did you bust your gut? Maybe blow a few rivets? You gotta hand it to my body. It’s a regular… well… some comedian who’s really funny.
There are five-year-olds who deal with worse…