The scene of the crime
Freaking socks! Who knew?
Well, apparently you knew.
Dammit man! Why was I the last one to know THAT useful nugget ‘o wisdom?
Actually, socks are a handy suspect right now. The alternatives – and there are a lot of them, especially if you have an anxiety disorder – are not so easily fixed. Socks? Heck, you take ‘em off or you put something else on over ‘em.