Lying for sport, revisited.

“Oh brother. Someone is suing Janet Jackson because she suffered ‘anger, outrage, and personal injury’ after watching the Super Bowl half time show.”

“Well, maybe she was watching the special ‘3-D’ presentation of the Super Bowl and lurched back when ‘shocking episode’ took place, falling off her perch and knocking herself out on an end table.”

“There was a 3-D broadcast of the Super Bowl?”

I AM THE CHAMPION! … It is all about the presentation baby!