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Alternate title: “Is this blog becoming a treatise on substance addiction?”

What’s faster than Crash Bandicoot, produces more energy than a stray match at your local propane refilling station, and is more excitable than a cat stuck in the dryer? What if you were a little anxious about going to work this morning, then you proceeded to drink two cups of coffee, two glasses of iced tea, and topped it off with a diet crashing Twix bar? What if your tolerance for such things was lower than a Mormon at his first frat party?

“I’d like to buy another cup, and live in harmony,”

Falling from the wagon can hurt so much, but oh it hurts so good.

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