I heard it on the radio

Did anyone catch the Prez on the radio this weekend? Gentlemen, start your hyperbole!

Actually, I think the conservatives may be on to something. Maybe marriage really does need protecting. Think of the scores of men out there that might not have married their current spouses if they had the option of marrying another man. It boggles the mind.

Wait, you mean to tell me you can’t think of any?!?

Yeah, neither can I.

Yes, I know that’s not really what conservatives are afraid of…
… that would be 71 percent (100 percent minus 29 percent).

Give the gift of words.