Our office is moving and they’re trying to pick out colors for the cubicles (CAUTION: may contain office like substance). I was approached for my ideas, keeping in mind they were looking for something that wouldn’t show dirt.
I grabbed a scrap sheet of paper, lovingly placed it on the ground in front of me, stepped back, and took a running leap at it (feet first of course……
The mercury might not reach sixty today! We’re shivering in our thermal underwear today, I can safely say!
The great tragedy in all of this is my office… which is hotter than Hades on a bad day. One side of my office is a floor to ceiling wall of window, and not one of them opens. This is not uncommon in office buildings of this size – but no less disappointing. But they’re…
I had this idea this afternoon: I would sit through the State of the Union speech with a pen and note pad, like I was in a lecture hall taking notes in school. Then I would listen to the Democrat response and see if it was really a response at all. Then I would pick both of them apart.
Then I saw that there was a new episode of Rome AND Heroes on the DVR.
I tuned into the speech sometime after…
There are a lot of reasons why I wouldn’t be a Peyton Manning fan. He played for the University of Tennessee, Florida’s biggest rival in the SEC in the 1990s. He plays for the Indianapolis Colts, arguably the Patriots’ biggest rival in the AFC over the last ten years. He doesn’t have a Hollywood, rags to riches story. You could argue that he’s never been the underdog…
When I get some unexpected time off I usually spend it sleeping. When Cheryl gets some unexpected time off she usually spends it doing housework. Not only does this explain why she makes more money than I do, it also perfectly illustrates the gulf between our personality types… and why I sometimes go a week without posting.
It’s because I’m asleep again.
The reason I have time to…
I’ve read a lot about OSU’s mistakes… particularly the characterization that those early personal fouls put them behind the eight ball. However, that first personal foul by the OSU kicker on UF’s Brandon James (on the kick-off return) was not a bad foul. The kicker is usually the last man to beat on a kick-off return. If the OSU kicker doesn’t bring James down by his…
OSU running back Antonio Pittman accounted for 76 percent of his team’s total offense. Sixty two of OSU’s eighty two yards of offense were attributable to Pittman. That means that the rest of the OSU offense gained a grand total of TWENTY YARDS for the game.
I still can’t believe it.
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My appologies to The Ohio State University. No disrespect was intended last night when I…