Kitchen Sink

Off balance: a belated review

Presumption number one: you pay attention to the books I read. Presumption number two: anyone is paying attention at all. My first impression of Harry Turtledove follows his naming strategy… he’s awfully repetitive. Have you ever read a book where the author continuously reminds you what the character’s motivations are? Chapter 1: “… Jack was uneasy, his acne proof of…
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Leaving work at work

The only time I think about work at home is when someone asks, “So how’s work?” Tonight was the exception. The Gators advanced to the basketball championship game, and the first thing I thought of was my buddy at work. “THE GATORS??” he asked belligerently at the start of the tournament. “They haven’t played anyone.” That may be true, but…
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What about your iPod?

Flush with my success slaying the dreaded speaker buzz in my recently obtained piece of Apple lore, I decided to once again hack into my dead iPod. (NURSE! GET ME SOME WOOD, STAT!) If you are keeping score, this is case cracking number four (a rhyme I just could not ignore). Without going into too much detail, this near blind foray into the jungle of high tech involved: opening a case not meant to…
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There’s always time for tinkering

I may be slaving away at work, but that’s no excuse for my trusty PowerBook to sit home alone, sleeping away the day in quiet oblivion. It’s here at the office with me, busily writing zeros to my (for the moment) resurrected iPod. Once it’s done with that it’s got a little reformatting to do… then a little matter of transferring eight gigabytes of data. Between you…
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Kitchen Sink

Diminishing Utility

Tell me this dear friend, what use is a do to list which is continuously added to but never subtracted from? Over the last couple of weeks, and extending through the next month, my office has a two to one work needed – work capable of being done ratio. Truth be told, it’s not quite that good. A more accurate description would be to say that we’ve got twice the work we used to…
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Waiting

Waiting room writing is a feature that is surely sorely missed on this site. Today’s entry comes to you courtesy of the hairdresser’s lobby. Yes, I am a man. Yes, I am at a hairdresser. Once relegated to the barbers of the world, today’s liberated man can confidently tend to his grooming needs side by side with his women folk. I am the very model of modern…
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Kitchen Sink

A fresh bout of insomnia

As it stands right now, as of this very moment, I could conceivably get five hours of sleep tonight. But that’s not gonna happen. I’ve got about as much chance going to sleep right now as I’ve got going outside and getting a sunburn. It’s a pity. I was just starting to hit my stride again. Now I’ll be lucky to make it through lunch fully conscious. It stands to reason…
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Hanging on a wall near you

There are a couple of important things you need to know about a candleholder I hung on the wall for Cheryl. 1. It is made of glass, but is quite solid. 2. It is boxy, and sticks out from the wall. 3. It has edges – not exactly sharp – but kind of like the pointy edge of a cube. 4. It is hung near the corner two joining walls that stick out into our room, on a path frequently traveled…
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Night

I fear for my own wellbeing friends. Today I heard the unthinkable, the unfathomable, the unimaginable. Oprah’s long awaited addition to the famous book club is a book that already resides on my shelf, Elie Wiesel’s Night. Although I can count the number of Oprah’s shows I’ve seen on one finger, and I couldn’t name another book from the club to save my thumb nail from…
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